What kind of dog does Dracula have......A Bloodhound.
Where does a Rottweiller sit in a cinema... Any where it wants to.
What do you call a dog in jeans and a jumper......A plain clothes police dog.
What is a puppys favourite toy.......A chew-chew train.
What is a dogs favourite food......Anything on your plate.
Husband and dog missing......£100 reward for the dog.
If you want the best seat in the house move the dog.
My dog's not spoiled, I'm just well trained.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap taste like has never bathed a dog.
If your dog is getting fat you aren't getting enough exercise.
An Alsation walks into a pub......OUCH.
Why did the dog cross the road.....To get to the other side.
WE ARE BETTER THAN CHILDREN BECAUSE
We eat less ( except Ozzy )
Usually come when called ( except Ozzy )
Are easier to train (except Ozzy )
Don't drink or smoke ( well Sail's partial to a drop of lager )
Don't want to wear your clothes ( just chew your trainers or slippers )
Don't sleep all day ( well maybe Skipper )
Don't eat between meals ( unless you drop something then its like vultures )
Don't whinge and whine ( unless they see the dogs next door )
Don't want want want ( Unless you come home with bags of shopping )
We are very loving ( even more if you are eating a bar of chocolate )
WE eat, we drink, we sleep and play
usually the same thing every day,
lazing around the bed or the floor,
walkie times we're at the front door,
Rattleling bowls its time to be fed
then after dinner its off for more bed,
A walk on the beach or even the park
cocking our legs to hit the right mark,
Running around and rolling in sand,
covered in muck, we smell just grand,
Doing our tricks for a choccie or two
playing with friends we love to do,
Friendly we are, no trouble or strife
For the three of us its a dogs life.
Slideshow of some pictures of Skipper, Ozzy and sail